Stupidest People in the Series

[Jet]

Some people are just so dumb they deserve to die, it's a fact. And nowhere do we get to see that happen more than in the Friday the 13th series. Stupid=Dead, end of story. Now, here are the stupidest people from each film and why they were morons:

Steve Christie: Okay, let's start with the obvious: sleeping with your staff is NEVER a good idea, it can only lead to tension and later disaster. Also "Oh, hi, what are you doing out here?" Okay, common sense says if there's no reason for someone to be someplace, they're probably up to no good!

Deputy Winslow: Okay, being a dick set aside for this post, the man was stupid. You see someone in a restricted area and they take off like they know where they're going, common sense says it's not just someone out sightseeing. Also, when someone sees a cop and hauls ass, chances are they're up to something and maybe you should, oh, I don't know, call for backup and go in with your guns out?

Shelly: Hey, genius, remember the story about the little boy who cried wolf? Obviously not.

Rob Dyer: While his half cocked vigilante quest to splatter Jason all over the woods was admirable, the fact is he was far from prepared. I mean, who goes after a serial killer with only one firearm, and leaves said firearm behind to be destroyed while he traipses through the woods with nothing but a 5" boot knife and a machete for protection? A dumbass, that's who.

Matt Leonard: Okay, I get that you're concerned for the kids in your care and want to play Macho Man and all, but you're a social worker, not a soldier. You've already lost two kids when one killed the other, maybe if you had missing people the right idea would've been to CALL THE FUCKING COPS?

Tie: Hawes and Roy the Paintballer: Okay so Hawes sees a corpse get out of his grave and attack his buddy, his natural solution: Hit it with a shovel! Wait a minute, that didn't work? Imagine that. Now Roy, he watched 3 of his coworkers lose their heads in a single stroke, so what does he do? Shoots a paintball at the killer, because we know there's nothing that will hurt a killer more than ruining his clothes! Who did he think just killed his friends? Christian Dior? SMFH.

Mrs. Sheppard: Seriously, what kind of mental capacity leads one to believe that the cure for her daughter's problems is to take her back to the place where her father died with her sleazy doctor? I'd say a diminished one off hand.

Julius: Okay, so you're an undefeated boxer, yet you can't figure out that wasting your punches on the one part of Jason's body where he is ARMORED isn't going to work? Really?

Robert Campbell: Uh, yeah, walking around by yourself in the old Voorhees house was a really great idea, wasn't it, Pretty Boy? Didn't think that one through, did you?

Professor Lowe: You gave him his machete back. Say no more.

Deputy Stubbs: Okay, not only did your boss shut you down, but the kids you aligned yourself with to try and help take Jason down were amongst the dumbest cast of characters in either series. Stubbs, you're dumber for following them.

Trent: Let's start with the famous "Where the fuck are you gun?" and move on to the ride to safety he had in front of him and didn't get in. For this and the general douchebaggery he exuded, I was glad to see Trent die.

Okay, there's my opinion, let's hear your's.

[Stalker]

The Sleeping Bag Girl in part 7 - Witha a Hochey Masked killer standing over your sleeping bag, does hiding INSIDE of your sleeping bag REALLY seem like a good idea on getting away?

Sissy(?) in part 6 - how come a blood covered machete doesn't bother you when a little girl in your building brings it to you?

Loki- does everyone smoke cigarettes around gas cans where you come form?

Darren ( part 6 ) - does your VW REALLY look scary to Jason?

Chewie - does giving a hockey masked man who shows up out of nowhere a hockey stick REALLY seem like a normal thing to do?  How about drinking from a flaming glass? 

Donnie - how come you can't find out who's been stealing the kerosene?

Lawrence - does everyone look at girls in catalog like YOU do?

Vicki - how come you just didn't run out of the room?

Joey - don't you wipe your hands off after eating chocolate?  Are you sure you want to pester a guy with an axe?

Officer Dorf - does ANYONE take you seriously?

[johnny2001]

i think it few thread like this about hating character in F13th

and i found one thread and called "Most Hated Character"
http://www.campblood.net/forum/index.php?topic=5957.0

hated: melissa and dr. crews from part 7
trent from 2009.

[Struckworld]

The people who panned the NYC trip in Part 8. You guys live in New Jersey, you don't take Boat to NYC, you take a bus to NYC.

[Mangler312]

Not sure about each movie, but the 1st guy to mind overall is Roy the paintballer.

Like Jet said, shoot a guy with a paintball gun who just beheaded 3 ppl in front of you? Then stand there and look for a second to see how he reacts? Dumbass.

[Jet]

The people who panned the NYC trip in Part 8. You guys live in New Jersey, you don't take Boat to NYC, you take a bus to NYC.

Also pretty moronic, imo. But since we're only flagging characters stupidity, they got an exemption from me. However, a dumbest moves/dumbest people behind the scenes edition might not be a bad idea.

[Evildead13th]

Well look at it this way, if we didn't have stupid people then we wouldn't have a horror movie! Lol!

[Stalker]

Well look at it this way, if we didn't have stupid people then we wouldn't have a horror movie! Lol!

And potential victims.

[stevenfreeman]

Ward from JGTH

[PrAyLuDe1]

Julius from 8.   yo, i'ma boxer, and I'm going to KO Jason, yeah okay pal.

[Jet]

Julius from 8.   yo, i'ma boxer, and I'm going to KO Jason, yeah okay pal.

Oh yeah, he was on my list, too. Not just because he decided to fist fight Jason, but because he decided to waste damn near all of his punches hitting Jason in the mask, you know, where he was ARMORED!!!! Moron!

[Stalker]

Oh yeah, he was on my list, too. Not just because he decided to fist fight Jason, but because he decided to waste damn near all of his punches hitting Jason in the mask, you know, where he was ARMORED!!!! Moron!

Jason's armored EVERYWHERE, but it's ecpecially true in the mask.

[PrAyLuDe1]

I just re-watched the Julius fight scene, and he wasted most of his punches on Jason's mid section, and that's what wore him down.

For some reason I thought he only hit him in the mask....

[Stalker]

I just re-watched the Julius fight scene, and he wasted most of his punches on Jason's mid section, and that's what wore him down.

For some reason I thought he only hit him in the mask....

He still picked the wrong guy to fight.

[Pine Hurst]

Trish from 4.

Running into the basement, even though she knows Jason is down there.

Instead of stepping over a dead body outside, she decides to break a window and jump out of it.